A Little Bit

One lucky lucky lucky man!!!!

First On The Moon

There was a chai shop by our own…..??.

Confuse

I am undercover !!!!

The Software Development Cycle!

1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.

2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.

3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing
department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs.

4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn’t work and
discovers 15 new bugs.

5. Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.

6. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product
announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the
product is released.

7. Users find 137 new bugs.

8. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to
be found.

9. Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs,
but introduce 456 new ones.

10. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard
from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.

11. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits
from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.

12. New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer
to redo program from scratch.

13. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.

And the cycle continues….

Technology

Technology Vs Humans Part-2

Technology

Technology Vs Humans Part-1

Guns

Do not play with guns!!!

Small World Part 2

The World is Not Enough!

Sweet Revenge

70% of people have purchased defective merchandise.

Small World

The World is Not Enough!