Mr. Wu’s Bar

A bar recently opened in China is offering discerning customers an original way to get over that hard day at the office. While the usual beer is available, customers are also allowed to vent their anger by attacking the bar staff.
Mr Wu, the owner of the bar, claims his inspiration came from “similar” bars in Japan. There were no comments available from employees but Mr Wu insists they are kept in shape by frequent physical training and are also issued protective clothing.

Read more: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20047611-1702,00.html

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Look at the chart and say the colour and not the word. The right side of the brain tries to say the colour but the left side of your brain insists on readng the word.

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Airline Seating Hierarchy

An airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and Announced to the passengers, “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing this big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle.

“Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”

She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one.”

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch.”

Marketing Concepts Explained

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!”
::That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.”
::That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”
::That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m very rich. Will you marry me?”
::That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich..”
::That’s Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “I’m rich.Marry me” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
::That’s Customer Feedback !!!!!

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “I am very rich.Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband
::That’s Demand and supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and before you say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” she turns her face towards you ———— she is your wife!
::That’s competition eating into your market share.

From a Dating Site Owner

I used to run a dating site and sold quite a few memberships and as you can imagine the majority of people would keep complaining or asking for a refund once they found a partner. One day I was logging onto the admin panel when I found a message from Paypal in my mail box, it was saying that someone had put in a complaint and wanted their money back.

I tracked down the member to ask his concerns and he said he had emailed 40 women but got no reply at all, I went through the database to look up the old messages and found that he had sent virtually the same message which was “Hi, im Sharif from London and if you have any problems I would like to give you aids – text me back to get more details”, I knew his English was quite poor so I told him what he had said wrong and what he meant was “…like to aid you in your problems”.

He said that he used that message all the time and was wondering why he got no replys or “**** off” after signing upto 14 different dating sites in 2 months.