Funny Poems

WOMAN’S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,

One who’s handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he’s gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to “how big is my behind?”

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

MAN’S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs

Who owns a liquor store and a golf course.

This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit

Monty Python

monty python bow contest

Pictures

Sea Washing Machine

Nice Ads

What A Clean Room

Stuffed Room

A Brief History Of Women

The future looks good

Good Pictures

I wonder if they are truly real pics

Love Me

*Love, like a river, will cut a new path whenever it meets an obstacle.
**Love is like a mustard seed; planted by God and watered by men
**There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.
**You know you are in love when you see the world in her eyes, and her
eyes everywhere in the world.

**A friend is someone we turn to
when our spirits need a lift.
A friend is someone we treasure
for our friendship is a gift.
A friend is someone who fills our lives
with beauty, joy, and grace.
And makes the whole world we live in
a better and happier place.*

*Love is strong yet delicate.
It can be broken.
To truly love is to understand this.
To be in love is to respect this.

**When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.*

Sigmund Freuds Priorities

*Sigmund Freud’s **Priorities* **

Five things are happening in your house at the same time. In which
sequence would you solve them?
1. The telephone is ringing!
2. The baby is crying!
3. Someone’s knocking or calling you from the front door!
4. You hung the clothes out to dry and it is beginning to rain!
5. You left the tap on in the kitchen and the water is already
overflowing!

In which sequence would you solve these problems? Write the sequence and
check below how your decisions were made.

BUT BE HONEST, THE FINDINGS ARE EXCITING.

First write YOUR sequence from 1 to 5 then scroll below and read after!

Answer:
Every individual point represents something in your life.

On the list you can see which meaning every point has:
1. Telephone represents Work
2. Baby represents Family
3. Door represents Friends
4. Clothes represent Money
5. Tap represents Sex

Your chosen sequence determines the priorities in your life.

Now….did you also turn off the tap first ?