I’m falling for you my love.

If Women Made All Calendars….They Would Be Like This…

Best Male T-shirt of the year.

They don’t call it “liquid courage” for nothing.

Answer these
Dinesh Vora

*[1] Take off my skin — I won’t cry, but you will! What am I?

[2] The more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?

[3] You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?

[4] Which is correct: 18 plus 19 is 36. Or 18 plus 19 are 36?

[5] Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest
mountain on Earth?

[6] What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?

[7] How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

[8] Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

[9] What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be consumed?

[10] What travels around the world yet stays in one corner?

[11] How is it possible to shave three times a day and still grow a
beard?

[12] Is it physically possible for you to stand behind your mother,
and for your
mother to stand behind you at the same time?

[13] What is harder to catch the faster you run?

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Wait Go Back and Make Sure you answered them all:
X

X
X
You can’t wait, I see, OK here are the
Answers:

*1. *
*An onion
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*2. *
*A towel
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*3. *
*The telephone*
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4. *
*Actually neither is correct – 18 plus 19 is 37.
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*5. *
*Mt. Everest
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*6.*
*A chalkboard
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*7. *
*Once, because after you subtract it’s not 25 anymore
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*8. *
*Every month has at least 28 days.
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*9. *
*Peppers
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*10. *
*A stamp.
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*11. *
*If you were a barber, you could shave other men three times a day and still
grow your own beard.
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*12. *
*Yes, if you stand back to back
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*13. *
*Your breath*

The smallest teddy bear in the world which has no more than half of a
centimeter.

We all get heavier as we get older because, there’s a lot more
information in our head.

It has been 5 years since September 11h-has anyone seen that America? We
miss you so much.

One outlandish air crash.

Made from old computer parts.