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At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are
hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to
blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny
decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by
his mother. He says, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands
him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy
waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know
the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please
don’t say a word to your mother.”
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees
the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the
whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms,
and says, “Then come give your daddy a great big hug!”.
A salesman is driving toward home in Northern Arizona when he sees a
Navajo man hitchhiking. Because the trip had been long and quiet, he
stops the car and the Navajo man climbs in.
During their small talk, the Navajo man glances surreptitiously at a
brown bag on the front seat between them.
“If you’re wondering what’s in the bag,” offers the salesman, “it’s a
bottle of wine. I got it for my wife.”
The Navajo man is silent for awhile, nods several times and says, “Good
trade.”